A student in need of a 1st!! - dissertation ideas

aye aye potatoe wedge!!! can u guess who it could be lol)
dissertation! - d we have to do one of them!!! 😯 downa

Hello, hello <untranslatable term of affection>. I am someone I think you know, do can you guess who I am ? I think that I am funny.
Do we have to do a dissertation ? I would never have guessed. Oh dear.

-P