Hi everyone, a bit of fun for the season…
What will all you forensic investigators be asking for this Christmas?
I'm trying to get forensic lyrics to the 12 days of christmas so all suggestions are welcome.
3 pretty buttons
- find all evidence
- write my report
- testify for me
12 - months of License Updates
11 - free support calls
10 - 2.0 terabyte case drives
9 - new features I will actually use
8 - less lies from suspects
7 - new forensic books
6 - innovative ideas
5 - Tableau Forensic Bridges
4 - Hardigg Storm cases
3 - pretty buttons (fkerr)
2 - less tired eyes
1 - new job (debaser_)
12 - months of License Updates
11 - free support calls
10 - 2.0 terabyte case drives
9 - new features I will actually use
8 - less lies from suspects
7 - new forensic books
6 - innovative ideas
5 - Tableau Forensic Bridges
4 - Hardigg Storm cases
3 - pretty buttons (fkerr)
2 - less tired eyes
1 - new job (debaser_)
12 - one dongle with all licenses that never expire
11 - support calls answered by people who actually understand what I am asking
10. 2.0 terabyte drives that don't fail
9. new features that I can easily find without clicking every single button to see what it does. -)
8. no one can change that, but these lies are mostly stupid anyway
7. more "new forensic books" 100% agree
6. - no problems with innovative ideas -)
5. Having plenty of Tableau bridges, no need for more
4. no more Hardigg Storm cases too.
3. Having an attractive 'geek girl' in the office
2. No 3 should fix problem No 2
1. The same job but more money.
I liked the previous post. Here are my 12 points based on the original by BitHead
More laptop bags containing post-it's of the user's passwords, favourite pornographic websites and print outs of their credit card details from when they signed up to the site
Oh and a Nintendo Wii lol
lol im in favor of the Easy buttons lol