- No UKAS over your shoulder
- No cops annoying you asking dumb questions
- No waiting 12 hours for cellebrite/encase (insert tool here) to finish decoding
- No Greggs bags
- Nobody is swearing at their screen
- Nobody is on Google or Forensic Focus searching for answers for problems they are having
Do you want me to go on? D
4F
But to be picky it was - as clearly labeled wink - a Super Molecular Dust Separator.
jaclaz
You are right, but it should be the Bat Super Molecular Dust separator to go with the Bat-Copter, Bat-Cycle and Bat-Boat!
You are right, but it should be the Bat Super Molecular Dust separator to go with the Bat-Copter, Bat-Cycle and Bat-Boat!
Yep, but on the other hand we have the batcave and the batpoles (without hyphens), the batscilloscope and the brain-wave batanalyzer, and the more simple "television" and "anti-crime computer" (without bat)
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We can conclude that device naming was not ISO 9001 compliant (let alone validated)
jaclaz
Indeed, a complete lack of a Bat-Quality Management System in place. Perhaps Bruce Wayne told UKAS to stick one up their Bat-Poles? 😉
Indeed, a complete lack of a Bat-Quality Management System in place. Perhaps Bruce Wayne told UKAS to stick one up their Bat-Poles? 😉
I thought Wayne industries actually owned UKAS.
jaclaz
Hmmm. I believe UKAS has more similarities to a mob protection racket. With the way it is all being implemented, I think the Joker is running the show with procedural clarifications provided by the Riddler ????
… with procedural clarifications provided by the Riddler ????
mrgreen
jaclaz
I have seen this photo on just about every DF website.
I think, WE (I have this pic saved and plan to use it when I establish my own DF lab..HAHAHA) envision that one day, we will have a lab setup just like that.
I specifically chose to include "Digital Forensics laboratory" in my company name, not Digital Forensics Service. I want to emphasize the SCIENCE of Digital Forensic. Customers will pay extra for something that's Scientific.
For the floor plan, I use this picture to mimic how the lab and clean room should be laid-out (no personal items). There will be a separate open space with desk and chair (to encourage Examiners to take a break).
For the floor plan, I use this picture to mimic how the lab and clean room should be laid-out (no personal items). There will be a separate open space with desk and chair (to encourage Examiners to take a break).
So you aspire to have a laboratory with poor desk ergonomics because it looks good in marketing photos? I would like to think that people will pay for the quality of the work product rather than how your office looks, but I may be a little old fashioned P
Those desks remind me of the front row of old style cinemas where you would end up with a sore neck after a two hour feature (let alone an 8 hour shift!).
Might be ok for the odd imaging task where you spend a limited amount of time at the desk then work elsewhere, but not the implied hex analysis or anything that requires prolonged concentration.
There will be a separate open space with desk and chair (to encourage Examiners to take a break).
Yep, and where examiners can make a quick tournament of paper-rock-scissors and the one who wins (or the one that loses? ? ) gets to use the (single and only) keyboard.
jaclaz