"A trojan did it!"
"Blame the magic porno pixies!"
"i always do it save (ssh)"
"dude, where's my dongle …"
Haven't seen it on a shirt, but it needs to be…
"Don't you wish your forensic examiner was hot like me?" (C. Altheide)
Very good - but pretty far from the mark in my experience of meeting other forensic examiners! wink
Some others (some nicked from elsewhere)
"Love me, love my write-blocker"
"I void warranties"
"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"
"No, I will not fix your computer!" which is linked to the classic "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"I know your password"
"I know your password"
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Corollary (could be printed on the back)
"Resistance is futile!"
Blade Runnerish
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Files deleted and wiped coming back to life. I watched hard drive heads… glitter in the dark of cleanrooms. All those … data will never be lost … in time, we can get it all back."
jaclaz
Blade Runnerish
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Files deleted and wiped coming back to life. I watched hard drive heads… glitter in the dark of cleanrooms. All those … data will never be lost … in time, we can get it all back."jaclaz
I like that one …
How about
"All you disk are belong to us …" ( http//
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Oh yes, I like that last one! (either with "disk" or "data")
The forensic consultant's is "carpe per diem"
Ooh, that's given me an idea, how about "carpe data"?
Hey, OP, any thoughts on all these great ideas???
"There is no rest for the wicked…or for those who provide them technical support." - for those doing forensics in a corporate environment.
Jamie, how about "Carpe indicium"? Or should that be "Carpe indiciae"?
Sorry, only had a single semester of Latin long long ago. I'm feeling much better these days. No ISO 8859-15 jokes, please.