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(@benuk)
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Joined: 20 years ago
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"The boss is coming - get some porn on your screen!"


   
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Jamie
(@jamie)
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Joined: 5 years ago
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Jamie, how about "Carpe indicium"? Or should that be "Carpe indiciae"?

I'm guessing it's of neuter gender, declines like "bellum", and we can stick with the singular in this context so "indicium" sounds good to me.

Sorry, only had a single semester of Latin long long ago. I'm feeling much better these days.

You got off lightly, I've got a degree in it (and ancient Greek).

In my defence (for all those currently savouring the word "smartarse"), I may be the worst Classics scholar my country has ever produced -)


   
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Jamie
(@jamie)
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PS I think it's a great suggestion, especially as the English translation "seize the data" sounds so close to "seize the day". Very clever!


   
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steve862
(@steve862)
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Joined: 19 years ago
Posts: 194
 

Hi,

How about a few big headed ones to start us off -

"I laugh in the face of encryption"

"Password? What Password?"

" I know what you did last summer…..on Limewire 12 June 2007 at 101324 BST "

"you haven't lived until you've bedded a forensic examiner"

"CSI Cool, Sexy and Intelligent" [Not strictly speaking CF].

Or a quote that would make the shirt wearer unpopular….

"Can't find your data? then ask me - Can't find your wallet….then don't ask me".

Or a quote to show we are in touch with our feminine sides -

"Computer Forensics is the new black"

More later…….

Steve


   
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steve862
(@steve862)
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Joined: 19 years ago
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Hi,

After clicking submit I just had to put this other one in for data recovery companies.

"If I can't find your data you really are f****d"

Sorry to lower the tone.

Steve


   
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(@aidan_jewell)
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Joined: 18 years ago
Posts: 17
 

How about

"The Internet; where Men are Men, Women are Men, and 16 year old girls are FBI Officers"

"I know what you Google for"

"(Not Responding)" - not strictly CF related, but we've all seen this 😉


   
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Jamie
(@jamie)
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"It's 4am, do you know where your cookies are?" [a la "Repo Man" movie tagline]


   
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(@jonathan)
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Joined: 20 years ago
Posts: 878
 

"Do you think I'm hexy?"

"Computer forensic examiners do it in front of a judge and jury" or…

"Computer forensic examiners do it while making contemporaneous notes"

"Say hello to my little friend" (Scarface style - with a pic of an EnCase dongle underneath it)


   
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(@wilber999)
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Joined: 19 years ago
Posts: 30
 

"My Hash is the best"


   
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jaclaz
(@jaclaz)
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Joined: 18 years ago
Posts: 5133
 

"Do you think I'm hexy?"

Love this one! D

jaclaz


   
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